is LiveJournal taking a shit for everyone else too or is it just me?

don't worry, this one is work safe.

If you've never read McSweeney's Lists you should, I've just spent the last hour laughing my ass off. Also, the editors of that book have a unicorn fetish.

*headdesk*

Anyone ever used any Seventh Generation or Clorox's new Green Works products? What did you think of them, worth buying?

I swear to batman, I'm going to go and burn the fucking health clinic down. ITS FUCKING USELESS! I went up there the other day becuase I have a raging eye infection in my right eye, so much so that I can only see blurs out of it. I get told that there are no appts. and that I can come back at 7am tomorrow if I would like. Um, WTF?! WHY WOULD I BE HERE STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU LADY IF I WANTED TO COME BACK AT 7AM TOMORROW?! Get me a doctor, STAT, all I need are some eye drops. THATS IT! Also, I have a 3-wk old infant at home who I'd rather not risk passing this off too! KTHNX! I actually stood there and asked her what the fucking point of having an on-post clinic was because NOBODY CAN EVER GET AN APPT! They also have a huge sign posted that says "NO WELL-BABY APPTS WILL BE DONE THE MONTH OF MAY OR JUNE!" Half the posts babies are soooooooooo behind on their vaccinations that if whooping cough or mumps or something ever went through this post, just about every kid would get it (its not to far-fetched either, we had a HUGE outbreak of whooping cough in ND a few years back). I am just so sick of getting jerked around by them up there for fucking BASIC healthcare.

Best $40 I ever spent : an infant bouncy seat THAT BOUNCES ITSELF! Its so cool to just plop him in it and have him sit by the computer with me while I check my email and NOT have to try and type while bounching him with my foot and beating the dog away at the same time.

what has two thumbs and is on their way to the airport to pick up their husband who they haven't seen in exactly 8 months and 3 weeks?

THIS GIRL!

FUCK YEAH! I THINK I MIGHT PEE MYSELF WITH GLEE!

you know, i really hate getting random and retarded IM's at 2am from douchebags with monogamy issues, who can't accept the fact that they, not me, are the sole cause for the many problems one hell of a shitstorm going on in their life right now.

Even though I worry constantly about them, it makes me hella proud to log onto strykernews.com and read the articles about how our boys are kicking ass and taking names in Sadr City.

because its 7:30am and i just woke up to an inch of snow on the ground and its still going strong. WTF?! ITS APRIL DAMMIT! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BIRDS AND BLOOMING FLOWERS AND SHIT?! i thought this kind of crap only happened in North Dakota.

MUST. HAVE. NOW!
damn you Dr. Who for being so addicting.

Poland day trip tomorrow for pottery that I'm really looking forward too. We need to get out of here and take our mind off of whats been a very shitty week.

only 45 more days till baby.
holy.
crap.

So, while cleaning behind my couch yesterday, I found one of Baron's Kong balls thats been missing for the last few months. OMG, it was like a kid on Christmas. He played soccer with it around the house for seriously 2 hours straight last night, while carrying his Kong bone in his mouth. I'd look over and he'd be using the bone to push the ball around! Then, later that evening, I'm sitting at my computer and I look over and I see ( THIS )

After me taking the picture woke him up, he went upstairs to bed and carried the ball with him and slept with it all night. Now today he's been playing this half-assed, retarded version of doggy golf where he'll put his rubber bone in his mouth and push the ball all around the house. My dog is retarded.

Adam says:
you know, those several times you had sex dreams about me might have led to a magical baby in your belly

bree says:
dammit adam i told you to use a condom!

the next kid to almost mow down my pregnant ass while wearing those godforsaken things, is going to get it. i don't give two shits if they are only 7 or 8 years old or whatever, if i have to dive out of the way or almost trip over something trying to avoid a collision because some rude-ass kid thinks that having wheels means the Laws of Basic Common Courtesy don't apply to them ONE MORE TIME, i'm laying them out right then and there.